Teen college student who is fed up with boys her own age has ELEVEN sugar daddies

(Mirror UK) Medical student Clover Pittilla, 19, said she has been left completely disillusioned by men in her age group that she is throwing in the towel with romance and instead dating for money and gifts.

Clover advertises herself online as a ‘sugar baby’ and since 2014 has dated 11 older men such as bankers, restaurant owners and company CEOs.

The 19-year-old claims her family support her decision which has seen her being showered with designer shoes, clothes, handbags and jewellery.

“I’ve had eleven sugar daddies so far, including three or four serious ones”, she said. “Boys do nothing but mess you around. At least if a sugar daddy breaks my heart, I can cry into a brand new pair of Manolo Blahniks.”

Ms Pittilla, who has currently taken a year-long break from her medical science degree to pursue her hobby of being a glamour model, continued: “Boys are immature – especially when you’re only 19. But I’m a very mature 19. With young guys you get nothing but heartache, and all they want is sex.”


So Clover got tired of guy’s her age giving her the run around and just wanting sex so what is the next thing she does?  She becomes a sugar baby for old guys who give her gifts in exchange for her company. Not a bad racket if you can get into it. Its such a good deal that she dropped out of Medical School   Freshman Anatomy for the year to full devote herself to her clients. Because when you eleven sugar daddies there is no time for 8am’s and late study nights.

So she’s clearly fucking all these guys right? Hard to believe there is a sugar daddy out there buying thousand dollar shoes,  going on 300 dollar dates not expecting some strange much out of it. And if that isn’t in the deal and these guys just want to be seen with her will throw me for an even bigger loop, because in no way is this girl hot enough just to be seen with. She said it herself that she wants to be an instagram glamour model aka every other girl on instagram. But there are some guys out there that don’t want to get an escort for whatever reason but are fine going with the Sugar Daddy role because they think its a lil classier and good for them.  How about when she told her parents where all her fancy gifts were coming from..

She said: “Mum was shocked at first and so was dad when she told him.

“But they eventually got their head around it all and actually have a laugh about some of the stories I come home with.”

Every time he laughs he is dying a little bit inside, I just know it. Hard to get the image of old wrinkly balls all over your baby girl just so she can have nice shoes. Game over man, game over.



Paralympics may clamp down on ‘scrotum-crushing’

(MashableParalympic athletes with spinal cord injuries sometimes apply tremendous pressure to their scrotums or deny themselves the pleasure of urination in hopes of gaining a competitive advantage.

International Paralympic Committee (IPC) officials said Tuesday that ahead of the 2016 Paralympic Games in Rio de Janeiro, they plan to review their guidelines against “boosting,” Reuters reports. “Boosting,” essentially abusing one’s scrotum or bladder in hopes of gaining a competitive edge, has long been banned.

Boosting is used by some athletes with disabilities to juice their performances without taking any banned substances. It’s designed to trigger a condition called autonomic dysreflexia, which can cause the body to involuntarily increase its blood pressure and adrenaline.

If you’re cheating you’re not trying and that goes double on the Olympic level where country bragging rights and respect are at stake. How can they declare boosting aka squishing your twig and berries beyond recognition illegal? That just sounds like going the extra mile err miles to win gold and that should be commended. What did Raylan Givens say in the cinema masterpiece ‘Girl Next Door’ “Is the juice worth the squeeze?” In these guy’s case, yes..yes it is worth the squeeze.

Stop Daylight Savings Time….Pls

Can we stop with the farce that is daylight savings time already? Seriously to be still doing this just bottles my mind. Daylight Savings Time was first suggested by Benjamin Franklin in 1784 and was unsurprisingly shot down by critics. So we would have to wait until the First World War until the terrible idea suggested by good ol Benny to be implemented. The reason being that if they changed the time the country would use less coal and save other energy resources.  Then it made headlines again in the 70’s with the oil crisis.

But congress was not done there, it was tweaked in 1986 and then again in 2007 because they thought it wasn’t a difficult enough task for everyone and passed a law starting Daylight Savings time 3 weeks earlier and ending it one week later. Now maybe back in the 70’s and WW1 time it wasn’t that much of a hassle to switch but now with all the technology and connectiveness with the rest of the world. It is a major problem that costs companies billions to reset automated equipment, and puts us further out of sync with Asia and Africa time-wise, will inconvenience country by changing the sleep patterns among an array of other problems that result because of that, all in the name of unproven studies that claim we save energy. When in reality we are using more energy to change the time which is supposed to be saving us energy! Twilight Zone stuff really.