Adam Levine’s Wicked Cool Tattoo

(Huff Post) The Maroon 5 frontman revealed a newly finished back piece — which was six months in the making (!!!) — on Instagram Monday. The tattoo, done by Bryan Randolph of Spider Murphy’s Tattoo in California, shows a mythological scene with a mermaid in the center; she’s holding a skull in her hands as a ship rides over the waves behind her.

This piece of artwork took 6 months to complete. You can really see how that paid off with the intricate needlework displayed throughout ranging from the clouds above to the waves underneath. The best way to describe this is a mix between Pirates of the Caribbean , the Little Mermaid with Ed Hardy on top to really get it going. Speaking of the mermaid, why does she wings?

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What the Fuck is going with her face? 6 months of work to have a cross eyed broad on your back is a tough pill to swallow. Another thing about the skull

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Why is it bigger than the head of the mermaid?  Who’s head is that a giant? Maybe Poseidon? We’ll never know.  Come Levine, it took 6 months! This is terrible and doesn’t go together at all. He just needed to add some Chinese lettering to make it a hodgepodge of the most popular things people get. The more I look at the face the more it reminds me of this gem hhh.gif

It took 6 months and this was the best comparison I could find, I cant wrap my mind around that. I wonder if his wife made this face when she saw it because its the same one I made.

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