Month: November 2015

Teen college student who is fed up with boys her own age has ELEVEN sugar daddies

(Mirror UK) Medical student Clover Pittilla, 19, said she has been left completely disillusioned by men in her age group that she is throwing in the towel with romance and instead dating for money and gifts.

Clover advertises herself online as a ‘sugar baby’ and since 2014 has dated 11 older men such as bankers, restaurant owners and company CEOs.

The 19-year-old claims her family support her decision which has seen her being showered with designer shoes, clothes, handbags and jewellery.

“I’ve had eleven sugar daddies so far, including three or four serious ones”, she said. “Boys do nothing but mess you around. At least if a sugar daddy breaks my heart, I can cry into a brand new pair of Manolo Blahniks.”

Ms Pittilla, who has currently taken a year-long break from her medical science degree to pursue her hobby of being a glamour model, continued: “Boys are immature – especially when you’re only 19. But I’m a very mature 19. With young guys you get nothing but heartache, and all they want is sex.”

 

So Clover got tired of guy’s her age giving her the run around and just wanting sex so what is the next thing she does?  She becomes a sugar baby for old guys who give her gifts in exchange for her company. Not a bad racket if you can get into it. Its such a good deal that she dropped out of Medical School   Freshman Anatomy for the year to full devote herself to her clients. Because when you eleven sugar daddies there is no time for 8am’s and late study nights.

So she’s clearly fucking all these guys right? Hard to believe there is a sugar daddy out there buying thousand dollar shoes,  going on 300 dollar dates not expecting some strange much out of it. And if that isn’t in the deal and these guys just want to be seen with her will throw me for an even bigger loop, because in no way is this girl hot enough just to be seen with. She said it herself that she wants to be an instagram glamour model aka every other girl on instagram. But there are some guys out there that don’t want to get an escort for whatever reason but are fine going with the Sugar Daddy role because they think its a lil classier and good for them.  How about when she told her parents where all her fancy gifts were coming from..

She said: “Mum was shocked at first and so was dad when she told him.

“But they eventually got their head around it all and actually have a laugh about some of the stories I come home with.”

Every time he laughs he is dying a little bit inside, I just know it. Hard to get the image of old wrinkly balls all over your baby girl just so she can have nice shoes. Game over man, game over.

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Why are people still waiting overnight and going to stores on Black Friday?

Why do so many people feel the need to stand in lines or sleep overnight outside of the store to get deals?  Have these people never heard of online shopping, I guess not. Its the best see you just click and order and its get sent right to your door! You don’t have to wait in line and get trampled , get sick, robbed or maybe not get the deal you wanted because some guy has that crazy look in his eye that he will suplex you for the last  50″ flat screen. Its not worth it, I ordered a couple things from Target while I was still in my pj’s and they even made their Black Friday deals available online the day before.

The only drawback maybe is that you don’t get to touch and feel what you want to buy when you shop online. But if you go out a couple days before and go window shopping so you can get to see the things in person, then just sit back and order.

 

Look at that madness, why would you put yourself through that? You need to have an offseason training regime to give yourself a fighting chance of making it through that. So I’ll leave the smelly , angry mob to themselves while I’m at home ordering more goodies in 5 min than they will ever dream of getting in one day in that hell.

Walking Dead WTF

Obv Spoilers about last night’s show.  Well that turned out worse than I imagined it being.  Now the show was already in no win situation when they decided to put Glenn in that situation when he fell off the car completely surrounded by walkers. Because either they kill him or he somehow escapes from whopping odds to confirm that there are no stakes for the original characters left. But thats not even the worst thing about all of this, the worst thing is they waited four fucking episodes to confirm what happened to Glenn. I get how the storytelling has gone this season and i enjoy the time shifts and vacuum episodes but you can’t leave the audience on a cliffhanger like that then just be ” jk, he made it out of these seemingly unsurmountable odds…  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯”.

I have said it before but a you can’t have a show like this without stakes, removing them like they did just squeezes all the juice out and theres nothing left. If there are no consequences the show has no point. Add to that they removed Glenn’s name from the credits which now I can see that they were just jerking the audience around.  Now it just feels like the same every season except they just change the setting. First they hit the farm then the prison and now Alexandria is the next to fall. Some of that might have to do with the constant change of show runners but by now I expect much more from this season given how strongly it started. So hopefully next week they have something pretty grand planned for the mid season finale, which it looks like it will be or I fear I’m going to start hate watching this show again. I’m not sure I have come across a show that I hated then loved then hated and loved all over again more than the TWD. When the TWD wants it can put out some of the best hours of entertainment around so I guess when they drop the ball as they did now it can be so frustrating to watch. You know what they are capable of and I wish we could see that every episode.

 

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How about this fucking guy?  Just let him drop like he wanted to do, this guy is such a pain. At least his death wouldn’t have been in vain and Rick had his chance to disperse the hoarde some if he took that chance. Which turns out might have been more than helpful seeing how the wall got crushed at the end. There are no room for weak /foolish people in this world they will only drag you down.

 

 

Man Named Phuc Dat Bich is Pissed That Facebook Keeps Shutting His Account Down

(Cosmo)A 23-year-old man from Australia posted an angry rant to his Facebook account after having his account shut down multiple times because they think his name is fake. The man’s name is Phuc Dat Bich.

“I find it highly irritating the fact that nobody seems to believe me when I say that my full legal name is how you see it,” Bich wrote on Facebook, alongside a photo of his passport. “I’ve been accused of using a false and misleading name of which I find very offensive. Is it because I’m Asian? Is it? Having my fb shut down multiple times and forced to change my name to my “real” name, so just to put it out there. My name. Yours sincerely, Phuc Dat Bich.​”​

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This is where Facebook draws wants to draw their line in the stand. Let all the scammers, catfish’ers fall by the wayside but when my man Phuc Dat Bich wants to keep in touch with relatives, see when his friends birthdays are and creep on chicks they want to shut him down? Nope, not on my watch, not while I’m still patrolling these internet streets. Is it because he’s asian? Better hope not Facebook you see the climate we are in, you will get protested till the cows come home. I don’t like the move he used to end the letter , I love it! “Yours sincerely, Phuc Dat Bich” just rubbing salt in the wound.

Now cue the fucking music..

 

Derek Jeter addresses the gift bag rumors

(FoxSports)There have been thousands of rumors about Derek Jeter’s off-the-field life since he broke into the majors in 1995.

The former New York Yankee shortstop does not normally address any of the stories, but that was not the case on Wednesday’s debut episode of “Undeniable with Joe Buck,” on DirecTV’s Audience Network.

Jeter offered a strong denial to the 2011 New York Post item that he sent ladies off with a courtesy gift basket after a one-night stand.

“On top of it, it was a gift basket of my own memorabilia,” he said incredulously. “So, it’s a dumb story. And you really have to be dumber to believe it. But they [the public] believe it.”

Well what do you expect him to say Joe? He very well can’t go on tv and admit “Yeah, I slay tons of chicks and send them off with my memorobilia”. He’s been one of the top stickmen for so long and you still barely heard anything personal about his private life. So not like he’s going to start spilling the beans on the heels of getting engaged to the sublime Hannah Davis….yeah jeets.

 

But on the other hand you keep the mystery going even though I firmly believe its true. Such a classy move from a guy like Jeter, but we should expect nothing less from the Captain. Sad to see Jeter hang em up in more ways than one, but in honor of it lets celebrate his top 5 former flames in no order except for number 1.

5.Scarlett Johansson

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4. Jessica Biel

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3. Minka Kelly

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2. Adrianna Lima

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  1. Jessica Alba

 

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Yeah Jeets…yeahhh

Paralympics may clamp down on ‘scrotum-crushing’

(MashableParalympic athletes with spinal cord injuries sometimes apply tremendous pressure to their scrotums or deny themselves the pleasure of urination in hopes of gaining a competitive advantage.

International Paralympic Committee (IPC) officials said Tuesday that ahead of the 2016 Paralympic Games in Rio de Janeiro, they plan to review their guidelines against “boosting,” Reuters reports. “Boosting,” essentially abusing one’s scrotum or bladder in hopes of gaining a competitive edge, has long been banned.

Boosting is used by some athletes with disabilities to juice their performances without taking any banned substances. It’s designed to trigger a condition called autonomic dysreflexia, which can cause the body to involuntarily increase its blood pressure and adrenaline.

If you’re cheating you’re not trying and that goes double on the Olympic level where country bragging rights and respect are at stake. How can they declare boosting aka squishing your twig and berries beyond recognition illegal? That just sounds like going the extra mile err miles to win gold and that should be commended. What did Raylan Givens say in the cinema masterpiece ‘Girl Next Door’ “Is the juice worth the squeeze?” In these guy’s case, yes..yes it is worth the squeeze.

Rockets fire McHale

(Yahoo Sports) After struggling to a 4-7 start to the season, the Houston Rockets parted ways with coach Kevin McHale on Wednesday morning, league sources told Yahoo Sports.

McHale delivered the Rockets to the Western Conference Finals a year ago, but four straight blowout losses and a roster struggling to respond with effort pushed the organization to make a move to salvage what had been expected to be a season of championship contention.

McHale signed a three-year contract extension a year ago and is owed approximately $12 million. He went 193-130 in four-plus seasons with the Rockets and is the winningest coach, by percentage, in franchise history.

 

Well I guess we know now what went on in the players only meeting and that was Mchale has got to go. Its just not the lost games that got Kevy Mack fired but its the way those losses looked. With disinterested players and lackadaisical at best defense by their franchise player. There are high expectations for this year for them so something had to happen after the players have tuned out Mchale. You can’t just trade/cut the players so the coach got the blame as they tend to do. Cause ya know its the coaches fault with 99% of the same team that went to the Conference finals 6 months ago not playing hard now.

Now if the players can tune out a coach with the Mchale’s pedigree having been a 3x champion with the Celtics. So it seems like the inmates running the asylum situation which is not good going forward. It will be interesting to see the team’s defensive effort in these next few games. Harden also quit on McHale against the Clips in the playoffs last year when the Rockets made their exciting comeback with Harden on the bench. So he got what he wanted now we will see what kind of player he is, one that cares about ppg/celebrity or one that will show leadership paired with a championship drive.

Moving forward JB Bickerstaff who the players supposedly like will be taking over in the short term who many around league see him as rising star in coaching. More longterm candidates could be Jeff Van Gundy ,Tom Thibodeau , and Scott Brooks who coached Harden in OKC.

Rockets hold player only meeting

 

The Houston Rockets held a players-only meeting on Tuesday as they continue their early season struggles.

“It was a good talk,” said James Harden. “We hadn’t communicated like that since season’s been going. Now, it’s about carrying over.”

The Rockets have lost four straight games, including a 106-98 result to the previously winless Brooklyn Nets.

Ty Lawson characterized the meeting as productive.

Well this isn’t good, the only other team to have reported holding a team only meeting this year is the Sacramento Kings. And you don’t want the team you follow to be associated in any way with that franchise unless you are trying to get Demarcus Cousins out of there under the cover of night. The Rockets have not looked like a cohesive unit this year, Ty Lawson seems to somehow not have a role all the while Harden has been somewhat abysmal. He hasn’t been getting to the rim nearly as much as last year and thats where he gets a lot of his easy points but now he has settled for more threes without hitting as many. He has gone to  his jumper off the dribble much more this season instead of catch and shoot scenarios which I predicted would happen with Lawson on the roster. And now the defensive effort has gone off of a cliff. Defense is all about effort and the guys do not have the same fire they had last year. McHale has it cut out for him. So ,how do they fix it?

First thing…. Harden needs to break up with Khloe and rid himself of that Kardashian Succubus. Then acknowledge to Lil B that he is using his cooking dance so he can lift the curse on. And finally show some fire on D,let Lawson handle more of the ball in the 4th.

 

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How about you mix in a pedicure or some basic maintenance on those dogs every now and then. Those things are definitely barking like Kevin at Jim and Pam’s wedding  

And I just thought this is funny.

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Texans should have stuck with Hoyer, head coach says.

CINCINNATI — Houston coach Bill O’Brien told his team that he mishandled the Texans’ quarterback situation, sources told ESPN.

During a bye week team meeting, O’Brien said he made a mistake in benching quarterback Brian Hoyer for Ryan Mallett after the Texans’ Week 1 loss to the Kansas City Chiefs.

The Houston Chronicle first reported O’Brien’s comments.

What week is it out now? Oh yeah its Week 9. At first I thought the Texans made a good hire with good ol Buttchin . His pedigree couldn’t have been any higher from being an OC with the Pats to taking the Penn St job at a very difficult time. The guy had some chops but his team just looks god awful this year and that has lot to do with the QB position. Before becoming the OC on the Patriots, he was the QB coach to the one and only Tawm Brady. So you would think he knows what to look for in a qb and what it takes to be successful. But this statement right here isn’t that. You don’t hear this from the top coaches out there.

Now what I’m thinking is that his seat along with GM Rick Smith are heating up there may be some shade flying around. And it was reported recently that Maryland was eyeing him as their new HC and their was mutual interest. Maryland also has the backing of the Under Armor CEO who says he wants to revitalize their team with new facilities to compete with the big dogs.  Being that he was already a coach there just adds more smoke to that report. Now i’m not saying he wants to get fired and go to Maryland but thats exactly what I’m saying.

Billionaire lands his helicopter on soccer field canceling 13 yr old’s soccer game

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Under 13s teams due to play on Saint Benedict’s Preparatory School fields
But the game had to be called off when a helicopter landed on the pitch
Aircraft had arrived to pick up New Jersey Devils owner Josh Harris
Billionaire apologized to young players and invited them to a Devils game

Love everything about this power move except for ruining the kid’s soccer game. If he did this at some joe schmoe’s rec league game no one would muster a peep let alone get the same kind of headlines. But hey when you’re billionaire whats the point of having all that power and not being able to flex it every now and then. Listen we all know how traffic is the absolute worst so if you had the choice to take your chopper , just land it anywhere and be out how could you say no that? You can’t!

Good on him for offering them Devil’s tickets because I know he would have to pay them to take Sixers’ tickets